Little Boys

Okay, Zack just said the funniest thing!

Me: Zacky why is there dog hair in your mouth?

Zacky: Because I've been licking the dog.

(The look on his face was SO funny! He was so perplexed as to why I would ask such a dumb question. I mean ... why else would there be dog hair in his mouth??)

It's gross .. I know! I don't understand it either .. little boys ... gotta love them!

*** about 2 minutes later ***

Zack comes in the room holding up a marker in his hand which is dripping wet.

Zack: (looking very confused): Mommy is this marker washable?

Me: Yes, but that just means you can wash it off your hands if you accidentally write on them.

Zack: Oh, I thought it meant you could wash them.